I don't fall in love, I just fake it.
Kitty isn’t allow outside and she gets mad at us so she sits in the potted tree and pretends she is outside
SHE LOOKS SO SAD
“youre always on your computer” well ur always on my nerves
staff at checkout: that’ll be $9.95
me: here’s $10.00
me: keep the change
It may seem like I’m a sarcastic asshole 24/7, but I’m actually only a sarcastic asshole 18/7 because at night I actually have feelings.
me: do ur homework
Is it just me or you don’t really realise how drunk you are until you are in a bathroom alone???